I recently visited an old friend at Publicis in London.
Publicis is a large French advertising agency, and has offices in Baker Street. Michael Winner, who, apart from being a long-standing and successful film producer, writes restaurant reviews for the Sunday Times.
He recently wrote, “I hate Baker Street. It’s a nothing street that starts near Oxford Street (another horror), goes in a straight line north, leads you one way or another to St John’s Wood (don’t like that either) and then goes on through Hertfordshire (nice), the north (strange) and Scotland (adorable) and ends up at the North Pole. I suppose, if it had the energy, Baker Street would carry on down the other side of the planet and go to the South Pole.”
I feel rather the same, but my reason for not being very happy about Baker Street is markedly different.
In the 1980s, musicians and record labels started to make their music available for use in advertising. This was bad news for writers of advertising jingles. Their business was killed overnight. What it led to was the launch of Microsoft’s Windows 95 using Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones and the birth of a new business, that of reselling hit songs for advertising.
During the late 1980s, Lowe Howard-Spink was looking for a more effective way of branding Vauxhall’s advertising. Vauxhall is General Motors’ main brand in the UK.
The idea was to have a standard sign-off at the end of every Vauxhall TV commercial, which would be a well-known, popular musical motif of less than five seconds.
This was not as easy to find as you might think, but the agency eventually settled on Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street, and intended coupling it with, “Once Driven, Forever Smitten.”
Unfortunately, Mr Rafferty was less than keen, so Alan Cluer, I think, was dispatched the The Robert Stigwood Organisation, and came back with the rights to Layla.
This song was written in 1970, in two parts with the piano coda being composed a week after the first section.
We were surprised to get it, but everyone was delighted, especially the clients in Luton.
The key riff was re-recorded by a session guitarist, and the music ran on Vauxhall’s TV advertising until, I think, 1995.
It could have run longer, but everybody concerned began to lose interest in keeping the riff following the death of Clapton’s little boy, Conan, who fell from a window in New York in 1992. The marketing director at Vauxhall, Gio Cantarella, sent flowers and commiserations to Clapton in New York, but they were delivered to the wrong address.
At this point, we wondered about re-approaching Gerry Rafferty’s management, but they said that they had no idea where he was. And, as it turned out, that remained the situation, on and off, on a regular basis until his death on January 4, 2011, of liver failure.
Consequently, the two words, Baker Street, don’t conjure up Sherlock Holmes in my mind, but they do make me wonder if we would have been better advised to go for a jingle instead.
If anyone reading this post writes advertising jingles for a living, I’d love to hear from you.
Is Ronnie Bond still alive?
Finally, I’m interested in your opinions about this new layout, please.

The layout isn’t important or even significant; your ideas generally are.
I was taught jingle writing by the late great Nelson B. Winkless, jr. (Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Krispies. Over the years I’ve written dozens, and though none as memorable as Wink’s ouvre, they did pay me.
Similar to that whichyou note in the Old Country, there is a lot of grousing here on the Colonial West Coast from jingle-ists and -istas, but I personally have little sympathy for any of that. Cry me a river. Come to confession, fellow scribblers: many if not most jingles are already derivative of famous songs (Pal Joey ripped off by Carl Hixon for Nestle’s $100,000 candy bar…”Do yourself a favor/get the million dollar flavor/in a hundred thousand dollar candy baaaaaaarrrr…!” Me ripping off every Mexican love ballad ever written for “New EX-EL-EN-TEE, the light tortilla chip!” or me again, committing linguistic theft of every bad English poet who ever scribbled a sonnet for, “The Unidentified Flying Oddball! He’s a wrong-way astronaut/ who wandered back to Camelot/ Lazers flash and Wizards steam/ There’s an oddball on King Arthur’s team!”" or the great trucker’s ballad, “I wuz truckin’ my trick ornamental tin can/my bubble pop top, my tricked out van!” for BiziBody Vans, or boldly lifting from a generic country western song for CB radios, “America come on/ Talkin’ Laughin’ Plannin” / America come on/ Talk back on a Fanon!”
Carl Hixon himself had a theory about advertising creativity. He said he tried to blank his mind and half formed thoughts would come ‘burbling up out of his unconscious’ True or false, you will note that many/most jingles (and slogans) leapfrog off of ideas currently ‘burbling’ through the awareness of the masses at the moment. In other words, derivative is considered a plus; it gains attention (perhaps by misdirection) and gives a flavor that hopefully is in the positive direction of selling the product. That means being able to more easily (and legally) use popular songs means it is easier for the jingle-ist and more expensive for their clients, who have to pick up that extra tab.
John
This is a wonderful mail from you which made me chuckle all the way through it.
Many thanks, Steve
Hi Steve,
I enjoyed your informative and engagingly written blog as always. Here is a request topic for a blog… You asked for comments about the new layout. Overall I like although the change in colour palette is quite striking, it reminded my of a conversation we once had over Tapas in Parkway (I think) where you related some (French?) theories on colour. As I was working in corporate branding at that time, it was fascinating to hear the hypothesis about what each colour stood for and what effect it has – particularly in relation to your running at that time. Do you think you could produce a blog post on this subject some time?
Thanks
Roger
Roger
My dear fellow. Flattery, as you clearly know, will get you everywhere. There is a new post on my blog for you.
How long have you been at Deloitte?
Lunch?
Best wishes,
Steve
Roger Morris
Now that’s what I call service! This morning I posted a suggestion for a blog topic as feedback for Steve Greensted, he’s only gone and written it already see: http://lnkd.in/fyMC72 Thanks – Great stuff!
Steve
Not sure whether you have had a response from Ronnie Bond but I met him for the First time at the Proms on Friday last where Guy Barker was Conducting the late performance.
May I say he is on top form. Many of the lady’s would probably say he remains in his own words ” tasty tasty very tasty”.
Great character.
Regards
Paul
Paul
Many thanks for writing. I’m delighted to hear that Ronnie is still on this planet. The last time I saw him was at Bob Stanner’s leaving party at Leo Burnett in London. Bob gave Ronnie a fair amount of work over the years, but, alas, is now in a place where only the celestial music of harps is to be heard.
Best wishes, Steve